As we all know, Tiger Woods just got caught cheating on his wife and like all good celebrity gossip there are good jokes to follow:
- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars, now he has a hole in one.
- What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
- Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
- Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
- Why was Elin using a 7 iron. She was working on a bad lie.
- I heard Tiger is trying to blame his crash on Cadillac, as he was driving an Escalade. Typical golfer, he drives into a tree and blames the Caddy.
- If you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning… you can say that you out drove Tiger Woods.
- Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
- What does an arctic seal pup and Tiger Woods have in common..? They have both been beaten with a club by a Norwegian
- Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said ” I don’t know exactly but put me down for a 5.”
There is also a Flash game where you try to out run Elin in your Escalade while she tries to beat you down:
And now a family photo:
Tigers Next Check: 
Dont forget to watch the Chinese re-enactment of the Fight Tiger and Elin had:
If you have any other Tiger Woods jokes please leave them in the comments or email them to me at motersho [at] gmail [dot] com
