A Collection of Tiger Woods Affair Jokes

As we all know, Tiger Woods just got caught cheating on his wife and like all good celebrity gossip there are good jokes to follow:

• Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars, now he has a hole in one.
• What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
• Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
• What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
• Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
• Why was Elin using a 7 iron. She was working on a bad lie.
• I heard Tiger is trying to blame his crash on Cadillac, as he was driving an Escalade. Typical golfer, he drives into a tree and blames the Caddy.
• If you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning… you can say that you out drove Tiger Woods.
• Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
• What does an arctic seal pup and Tiger Woods have in common..? They have both been beaten with a club by a Norwegian
• Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said ” I don’t know exactly but put me down for a 5.”

There is also a Flash game where you try to out run Elin in your Escalade while she tries to beat you down:

And now a family photo:

Tigers Next Check: 
Dont forget to watch the Chinese re-enactment of the Fight Tiger and Elin had:

If you have any other Tiger Woods jokes please leave them in the comments or email them to me at motersho [at] gmail [dot] com

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